Silly and Fun

January 9, 2010

This is a blog a chap’s wife has written where she logs some of the things he says in his sleep.

Some examples

“So many spoons. You can’t have any. Cock off!”

“Don’t… Don’t put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They’ll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings.”

“I’ve got a badger, a dog, a cat, and a sack. Now that I’ve got ’em you can fuck off.”

“Don’t eat the jelly! Don’t eat the jelly! I made it with frog wee. It’ll turn your teeth green… Like mini apples.”